As Starbreeze struggles with ongoing server malfunctions, Payday 3 has received a barrage of negative reviews on Steam. With over 34,000 reviews submitted, the game currently holds a mediocre five out of 10 rating. Let’s take a look at some of the funniest and most poignant reviews that shed light on the disastrous launch week of Payday 3.
10 Funniest Payday 3 Reviews
Here are some of the most amusing quotes from the community’s reactions to the server issues plaguing Payday 3. These reviews not only highlight the barren wasteland of Starbreeze’s servers but also poke fun at those who are overly invested in the game.
1. “I feel like I want to cry” – Tasty Marshmellow
This succinct review captures the traumatic experience of a gamer who eagerly paid for Payday 3 but couldn’t even connect to the game.
2. “Game no work :(” – Papa Chug
In just three words, Papa Chug perfectly sums up the frustration shared by many Payday 3 players who have been unable to enjoy the game due to the server problems.
3. “Please refund this game so more servers will be open and I can finally have a single-player lobby.” – The Ass Blasting Butt Blaster
The Ass Blasting Butt Blaster suggests a pragmatic solution to both appease the frustrated player base and resolve the server issues by encouraging refunds and opening up more servers.
4. “So immersive in that you’re actually getting robbed of $40 or more to sit on a menu screen” – Ｂｏｘ_Ｂｕｄｄｙ™
This review humorously points out the irony of paying for a game that only allows players to stare at a menu screen due to the server problems.
5. “Let’s be real ya’ll, the heist was making people wait 2 hours on matchmaking so that they can’t get a refund.” – yesitsme
This conspiracy theory suggests that the lengthy matchmaking times in Payday 3 are intentionally designed to prevent players from refunding the game within the two-hour window.
6. “Can I please play the video gaming product that I paid money for” – Lieutenant
Expressing the frustration shared by many players, this review captures the essence of the complaints while also politely requesting a resolution from Starbreeze.
7. “The matchmaking got me feeling like Sisyphus.” – Corb_Borb
Using a Greek mythology reference, this review humorously compares the struggle of trying to play Payday 3 to the never-ending task faced by Sisyphus.
8. “It’s been 3 hours and still not been able to match make for a solo lobby. I’ve gotten pretty good at google doodle snake though.” – April
Highlighting the excessive waiting times, this review humorously mentions how the player has resorted to playing Google Doodle Snake while waiting for a match.
9. “This game needs a medic bag” – Fray
Drawing attention to the dire need for a fix, this review humorously suggests that Payday 3 requires more than just a medic bag to address its issues.
10. “I don’t care about the money I just want to shoot people” – Potto
Potto, who received Payday 3 for free, leaves a positive review with a simple goal in mind: to shoot people. This review adds a touch of humor by saying nothing of value.
While these reviews provide some comic relief, they also reflect the genuine frustrations of players who have eagerly awaited the release of Payday 3. With ongoing server issues, the game has failed to meet players’ expectations and deliver an enjoyable gaming experience.
About the author
Source: DOTESPORTS
