Prepare for a Morbidly Hilarious Surprise!
Have you ever wondered what happens after stepping on a Goomba? Nintendo’s upcoming title, Super Mario Bros. Wonder, has the answer. Brace yourself for a bizarre and darkly funny revelation.
In this game, Goombas are not pleased when you squish one of their comrades. Witness their horrifying shock as their mouths hang open in disbelief. It’s a believable reaction for a species that knows it’s defenseless. Yet, it’s also pitiful.
Players of Mario games may experience conflicting emotions when they crush these little goons. In the past, enemies showed no reaction when their friends were attacked, allowing players to move on without a second thought. However, this change might fill some players with guilt, leading to pacifist runs to make amends. On the other hand, some players might embrace an even greater evil, sparing no prisoners to suppress their guilt.
One of the most puzzling features is the messages displayed when jumping on enemies. Instead of earning points for each squished enemy, the game now offers words of encouragement like “Good” or “Great.” Imagine the roller coaster of emotions when a group of Goombas screams in terror, and the game responds with something like “Groovy!” It’s like shouting inappropriate words at a funeral.
Super Mario Bros. Wonder seems to be the breath of fresh air that the 2D Mario Bros. series has been longing for. Every detail, from the artistic and quirky design to the organic feel of the Flower Kingdom setting, makes the game come alive. If only the squished Goombas could experience it with us.
Super Mario Bros. Wonder is scheduled for release on Oct. 20, 2023.
| Enemy | Time | Score |
|---|---|---|
| Goomba | 00:02:30 | 100 |
| Koopa Troopa | 00:05:10 | 200 |
| Buzzy Beetle | 00:07:45 | 150 |
| Hammer Bro | 00:10:20 | 300 |
Source: DOTESPORTS
