One fan has created a hilarious chart using an age-old meme to describe the personalities of each companion in Baldur’s Gate 3. The chart ranks the companions based on their excitement levels for McDonald’s, ranging from those who would say “we have food at home” to those who would be just as excited as their children.
| Companion | McDonald’s Excitement Level |
|---|---|
| Karlach | Just as excited as the children |
| Gale | Just as excited as the children |
| Wyll | Just as excited as the children |
| Halsin | We have food at home |
| Jaheira | We have food at home |
| Lae’zel | We have food at home |
| Astarion | Orders only for himself |
| Shadowheart | In between |
| Minthara | Parks on a steep cliff and pushes the car over the edge |
The chart reveals that the more fun-loving and helpful characters in the game, such as Karlach, Gale, and Wyll, are equally excited about McDonald’s. On the other hand, Halsin, Jaheira, and Lae’zel would be the type to say “we have food at home.” Astarion stands out as the only companion who would selfishly order something just for himself, while Shadowheart falls somewhere in between.
However, the chart does not include Minsc, a beloved character who would undoubtedly join Karlach in screaming for McDonald’s. It is worth noting that Minthara, the Drow Paladin, is placed in a special category of her own, as she is seen as someone who cannot be confined by the parameters of the exercise.
Overall, this chart provides both humor and accuracy in describing the companions’ personalities in Baldur’s Gate 3. It is a fun way for fans to engage with the game and discuss the different vibes and moods of each character.
Source: DOTESPORTS
